The Inconceivable Incontinentals are a Blues/Rock Rhythm band from White Marsh, Maryland.

Comprised mostly of veteran (old guy) musicians, the sound is surprisingly strong and fresh.

The band comes at you with a steady stream of blues, rock and rhythm-styled songs sampled from the past to the present.

We squeeze every drop of essence from our performances, and leave the audience wet for more!

So don't stall, come and check us out soon!

Rick: Vocals - He has a goatee so you know he's good.

Jack: Guitar - A true blues man, he has a beatup car and at least one ex-wife we know about. He can also rip a guitar in two with his bare hands.

Sal: Guitar - Steve Vai was Zappas lil' Italian virtuoso; Sal is also Italian.

Dan: Bass - The best bass players are Polish. If Dan wasn't already married, Dave the drummer would be interested.

John: Keyboards - John is in several other bands; One day soon he will regret this.

Dave: Drums - Absolutely the finest drummer you will find anywhere. Also makes a pretty good web page.